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Baxter Black: Coyote Cowboy Observations

-There's always time to pet your dog.

-If a feller doesn't trim his own horse's feet, he's got too many horses or not enough time.

-Some people do what they've gotta do to live where they wanna live. Others live where they have to live to be what they want to be.

-If the reader can't understand what the poet is tryin' to say, it's not the reader's fault.

-Sometimes gentle pressure is better than jerkin' as hard as you can. Kinda like pickin' up a bull's nose.

-The consultant's motto: You can't have all your hands in one pocket.

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-People like David Duke and Louis Farrakhan are head and tail of the same bad penny.

-I like a woman that smells like barbecue sauce.

-Some say, "You are what you eat." I say, "You are where you walk. Wipe your feet."

-I observed to a man in New York that I was surprised that they had so many cows and so much farming. He said, "Son, this is where it started."

-The only thing I can't do in excess is moderation.

-It's hard bein' a cowboy. If a man gets run over by a truck he gets sympathy. If he gets run over by a horse, they laugh.

-You know you had a bad weekend when you wake up Sunday morning and it's Thanksgiving Day.

-A bank examiner is someone who comes in after the battle and shoots the wounded.

-If a person has an excuse to be less than they can be, they probably will.

-Wine doesn't give me a headache. Winos do.

-I felt sorry for myself when I had no hat, 'til I met a man who had no…wait a minute, that's not right.

-Vet prognosis. Those that linger have a better chance than those that die right away.

-Whoever named The Dumb Friends League has dang sure punched a few cows.

-If you are not generous when you can afford to be, it marks you as a small person. That is not the same as being generous with somebody else's money. That's merely being cheap.

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