Baxter Black: Danged if you do
December 4, 2012
The rancher's dilemma; if it snows you don't have enough hay. If it doesn't snow you won't have any hay! See, heavy snows will delay 'turning out to grass,' so you'll be feeding more hay. But if it doesn't snow the reservoir won't fill up and you won't have enough water to irrigate the hay meadows. You're danged if you do and danged if you don't.
If you don't take off the tourniquet you'll get gangrene. If you do take it off you'll bleed to death! It's a choice.
If you order a BLT you get tomato. If you order a BLT without tomato, you don't get a BLT.
If you're against global marketing because it takes jobs away from Americans, don't shop at Walmart. But if you don't shop at Walmart it will take jobs away from the Chinese and we'll have to send them foreign aid.
I remember the 2008 primaries; if you voted for Hillary, you got Bill. If you didn't vote for Hillary, you got Barack.
If you don't rope right-handed, you'll never be able to borrow a horse. On the other hand, if you rope left-handed no one will borrow your horse … same for a guitar!
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