Baxter Black: The Show Ring Judge |

Baxter Black: The Show Ring Judge

The judge stood in the show ring as the yearlin’ bulls arrived.

Noted and prestigious, his reputation had survived

A thousand purebred standoffs and a million county fairs

And despite his regal bearing, he didn’t put on airs.

Oh, maybe just a little but nobody seemed to mind,

The purple robe and scepter made the show look more refined.

He stood straight with self-assurance and whispered to his aide

As the bulls marched in a circle, years of breeding on parade.

It took him near an hour to arrange and classify

But he finally stood triumphant to explain his reasons why,

“I’ve judged these shows for forty years. The cycles come and they go.

They either get smaller or larger and I just roll with the flow.

I sort ‘em according to tallness. Their height from withers to claw.

I line’m up in that order, accounting for blemish or flaw,

Then I pick the size that’s pop’lar and give that bull the high sign

And anything taller gets shuffled back to the end of the line!

It’s a method that I’ve adopted that has set my mind at ease

And though it’s often successful, not every purebred man agrees.

So, I allow for some dissention but like any Boy Scout

I always prepare for disaster…by knowin’ the quickest way out!”

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